⚡ For Those About To Bollock... ⚡


I rebuke youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Oh. I know what you may be thinking...."What a nice introduction eh?!" (alternatively you may also be singing along to the original tune, in which case I actually salute you).


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You see, I used to run a blog years ago ... A blog that was as shiny as Dave Mustaine's mane, and as funny as KISS' discography. However, through a combination of lack of self confidence and sloppy peer pressure, I put an end to it.

I was too much Manson and not enough Marilyn.
I let my own aspirations and creativity fall foul of people's opinions. I let my Sweet Dreams turn into Dream on. Because of what? "Friends" being critical and projecting their own inability to turn a passion into a reality? "Friends" sneakily snooping  on my site to screenshot and gossip away (well done ye super spies, feel free to sign up to MI-Twat)?

As Ozzy said: " I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."

Come and bite me, and get some Melly shots (if you are nice, I might get you some tequila).

Indeed, I have learnt through and through that people who surround you may either:

  - fill your circle pit with genuine happiness for any venture you may undertake - and thus, your circle pit ends up smelling like a bed of roses à la Bon Jovi;

OR

- decide to be crabby musty motherfuckers and fart in the general direction of your beloved circle pit and emanate the stenchiest odor known to Napalm Death and beyond; an emanation so vile, it makes Satan sign up to get a free sample of Chanel's No5.


Well here you go. It's 2017, I have my big girl panties on and therefore :

1) Since I wear black most of the time;  I aint' gonna be tainted by no douche no more;
2) Since I work in IT and I know all about templates; I got my standard response to standard bullshit :

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Much lovage and rockage,

Melly Ozzy Bonjovi

Comments

  1. Shame about the old blog...
    Just stick with the Beautiful People who approve for this one ;)

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    1. Thanks so much for your comment and Amen to that :-)

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